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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Breaking news from Washington, D(og) C(ity)

Senators Mack T. Beans (D(og) - Texas) and Beckett Wilson-Brador (D(og) - Alabama) are seeking co-sponsors for Senate Bill K9: Equal Rights Amendment for Dogs.

"Today, we are pleased to introduce the Equal Rights Amendment for Dogs, or the 'Stella Act'" said Senator Beans, speaking from the steps of the Capawtol. "Too long have we dogs been treated as second class citizens. When one of my constituents came to me with a heartbreaking tale of being excluded from restaurants, movies, and even weddings, I knew it was time to act."

"With the Stella Act," added Senator Wilson-Brador, "we dogs will finally have equal rights, fairness, and equal opportunity! Although we are both Dogocrats, we truly believe this bill will have bipartisan appeal, and we look forward to working with our colleagues in the Repuglican party."

White House press secretary Bo Obama was unavailable for comment, but unnamed staffers indicated that both President Tadpole Pomegranate and V-P Joseph Stains had expressed their support for the bill.


Mack said...


It is dang near time we poochies had our day!

Let's all rally together to get this passed!

Stella said...

Ohhh, Beckett, I am so thrilled to have my name attached to this bill, and sooo proud of you for jumping right in and doing the right thing!

May I use this bill you have created on my blog, so as to get even more dogs communicating with the people who can pass this?


Jake of Florida said...


At least the Dogocrats and the Repuglicans can agree on something important!!!

Jake and Just Harry

Petra said...

WooooooooHoooooooooooooooo! What a day to CELEBRATE!

More food for Petra Pot Pie!

Joe Stains said...

Where do I sign?!?! Finally something worth voting for!

Lorenza said...

I want to vote too!
Kisses and hugs

Sophie Brador said...

Tadpole Pomegranate is the President? I was never very successful in ever getting him to come visit my blog. Oh well. As long as my Twinnererererererererer says he is a cool dude, and my beau Joe is his VP, I am in. Besides, I think everyone should listen to me all the time and I am a dog, so I need those equal rights.