Last week it rained all week. It got nice for a few days, but then it started raining again. Today we had tornado warnings for most of the day, so Mom was all freaked out. She's been scared of tornadoes ever since she saw that movie with that girl Dorothy and her dog Toto.
Fun fact that you may not have been aware of: that movie also stars Joe Stains and Tan Torkelson. Click that link and you'll see what I mean.
When I want to go outside, I stand by the back door and wait for Mom to open it. When it's raining, I don't like to go out, so I back away and Mom closes the door again. Then I go sit by the front door, which makes my Mom laugh. She has this RIDICULOUS notion that if it's raining outside the back door, it must also be raining outside the front door. Have you ever heard anything so silly?