After last night's Bellhorn t-shirt incident, I think we need to establish some guidelines regarding the wearing of apparel. I think it's ridiculous that you humans lack the sense to have fur, but as such I have no objections to your wearing of what you call "clothing," although I really do think your Hello Kitty pajama pants need to be retired.
However, since I possess a very fine coat of fur, and furthermore since we live along the Gulf Coast, I do not need to wear clothing. I am willing to make the following exceptions:
- My backpack, suitable for long hikes, since it shows that I am a serious, working dog:
- The occasional bandanna, for formal occasions:
I hope we are clear on this matter.