That MOM says she took out her camera yesterday to take a picture of that CAT and I snorgling but that when we saw her approaching we immediately started IGNORING each other. This is a scandalous tall tale! Nothing of the sort was taking place just moments before that picture and even if it was that cat started it.
I have only ONE WEEK of house arrest left, but that MOM keeps talking giddily about some conference she has to go to next week so I am going to puppy camp while she is out of town and she keeps doing this insane laugh and saying I will be driving someone else crazy with my boredom and then she laughs again. Oh and also she says she will be able to sleep through the night for the first time in SEVEN weeks while she is away. The woman is certifiable. But I sure am looking forward to being able to zoooooooooom again. Maybe that will make me tired enough to not have to get up to go outside to pee three times every night.