The last few Monday nights, Mom has been coming home from Work (whatever that is), having dinner, and then going out to a class without me. The nerve!
As you can see, the class she is taking is about discovering dog's vision for her life:
Well, FINALLY! But why does she need to take a class about this, and why does she leave me at HOME? I've been making my vision for her life perfectly clear - no more of this Work stuff. More stuffies and toys! More walkies! More trips to the beach!
And what are these gifts she's been hiding from me? She'd better not be hiding BULLY STICKS from me.
Clearly, humans are just not that smart.